Facebook: Nothing like taking a shower and finding a wasp hanging out RIGHT next to you. Now, excuse me while I go wash my coot coot in the kitchen sink and proceed to ask the wasp if he liked what he saw. Wasp: 1 Bessie: 0 Being a grad student, there have been many times… Continue reading Sex MISeducation
I want to salute those women refusing to sit on the side lines for a mans approval and I thank those men who appreciate those women that don’t. I am not afraid of being called a bitch. (Woah. Right? Bear with me and let me explain) As long as it is under a CERTAIN context. During… Continue reading I’m Not Bossy, I’m the Boss
“I may have just had a mimosa on my plane. It may have made me feel like Beyonce. And I may be a little tipsy. Who cares?”-YOURS TRULY
“If that pit bull is blue they need to loosen his collar”
“I once saw a person I didn’t like and my period started instantaneously. If THATS not an omen I don’t know what the hell is.”- Yours Truly
The idea of perfection is a tricky topic. Because perfection does not exist and people are not willing to fully accept that. Weirdos. This is a time where we strive to be perfect, to be “on point”, or “on Fleek” (Can we be done with the fleekness? I feel like that’s done. Ya dig? Groovy),… Continue reading All Your Perfect Imperfections
Facebook: Bessie Small: Me: Dad you want to be cremated or buried? Dad: I want to be stuffed. It is not so shocking by the lack of relationship I have with my mother that I might be left out on some information that I probably need to know: Breast cancer history, mental health history, the… Continue reading The Brother Unknown
The moment I got unlimited texting was a scary day for the people I care about. While some people use texting as a quick method to form plans, or quickly inform others of a recent development in their life, and even have a little moment of connection with those that they love; I use it… Continue reading Text Me At Your Own Risk
Only in a Disney movie is it romantic when a guy kisses a girl that is unconscious.
“Eyebrows are like sisters, not twins”- Jaclyn Hill, Beauty YouTuber, Goddess “At times, my eyebrows aren’t even related. They are stepsisters…who only see each other during the summer and important holidays”- Your’s Truly, College Student, Fairy Godmother As you have already learned by now I have gone through a lot of unfortunate faux-pas in… Continue reading Eyebrows on Fleek?
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